Sizzle Pie
Voodoo Donuts
Stumptown Coffee
First and foremost, Portland is an incredible place of endless bars and awesome restaurants. The US Geological survey needs to do something about making it not so damn far north, Perhaps move it to Reno, just pick up the rivers and trees and old dirty town and drop it on top of Reno, I think all citizens of the United States would benefit greatly from this. Newt, if your reading, you can still take this election if you run on this platform...just throwing it out there.
So, pizza. Sizzle Pie Uber Alles. Good goddamn jesus christ on a cross dripping pools of marinara sauce from his open stigmata wounds onto a buttery crust of delicious pizza.
Eating at this place made me want to put the owners of every single other pizza place in a headlock and ram there foreheads into the side of a brick building. How hard is it to order veggie faux meat options and have a vegan, veggie and meat menu...apparently not very at all. So why don't you EVERY ONE ELSE!!!
Pussys thats why. Death to false pizza!
the Steve Caballero (vegan pepperoni, seitan spicy sausage, onions, cheese, green peppers cheese)
Rainbow Donuts, we heard was all hype, nope, its all delicious donuts and David will fight any one that says other wise. We didn't even mean to go there, but it called to us from a far
Stumptown coffee was weak and burnt tasting, maybe it was a shitty barista (ask tyler king about the per capita of barristas and dish washers in Portland) We were going to take you on the road with us, stumptown, but we were priced out of your coffee beans ($60 Peaberry infused chocolate or something LBS was enticing)
We also had some tofu Vietnamese sammies and some other stuff, but we entered a food coma Chad has yet to recover from and are currently deciding if we should pull the plug or not, so gotta run
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